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I don’t understand Christians.
They say that gambling is wrong, then bet their entire life on there being a heaven.
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What do you call a big group of lesbians?
Munch Bunch.
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Daily Telegraph: Shark swims ashore in New Jersey.
What? Where the fuck did he buy that from?
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I was arrested for impersonating a police officer last night.
It turned out alright in the end though; I let myself go without pressing any charges.
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I’ve managed to clear up a rather nasty cock infection, with just a sprinkle of herbs.
Thyme is a great healer.
